The soaring cringefest of Andy Burnham’s rise to become PM leaves me with two sickly feelings I can’t shake

HERE’S one for our new Smiths-loving PM: “Stop Me If You Think You’ve Heard This One Before.” As Saint Andy of Us, in the Diocese of Manchester, is carried aloft into No10 by a joyous Labour Party on a bed of platitudes, porkies and 80s bangers, I can’t shake two sickly feelings. Firstly, I am...